What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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