How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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