call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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