- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Church.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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