Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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