- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

a man walked into a bar....

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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