two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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