A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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