What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Ask me if im a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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