- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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