- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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