- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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