- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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