- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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