Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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guest what i love pancakes

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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