Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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