Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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