- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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