What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

child labor

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Your mom is so nice.

YOLO

what's white and sticky semen

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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