What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

I am very humble.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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