Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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