- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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