Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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