- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what are you mike bibby?

where is the world?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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