What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Church.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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