What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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