- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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