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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

ur gay

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