What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Neither did she.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Fox News

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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