What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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why are balck people black because they are

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69.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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