- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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