Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

justin littleton being sucessful

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Microwave

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Chris Bosh's neck

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what is orange? an orange

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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