Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

justin littleton being sucessful

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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