- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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