What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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CAS

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Anti Joke

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