Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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