- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Women's rights.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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