- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Women's rights.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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