- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

This is not funny.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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