- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How did th-A fridge.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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