- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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