- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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