How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

The global news

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

I wrote a funny joke.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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