- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What's 9+ 10?! 19

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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