- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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