- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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