Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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