- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Adam Chebali has no life

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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