- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

You know what's funny? Rape

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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