- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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