- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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