- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

My mum is called Steve

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Microwave

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Chris Bosh's neck

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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