a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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what is orange? an orange

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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david what a baghead

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Female Orgasms

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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This is not a joke

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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