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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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