Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Fox News

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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17

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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