Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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