Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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