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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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