- Anti Joke

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.