- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Massie is a fatass

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Gay republicans

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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