what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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