- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How's the weather? Good.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Feminism.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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