Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Agent 47.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Neither have I

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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