- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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