- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

I shot a bitch.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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