What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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I agree

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New mission: refuse this mission

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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People with cancer.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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