What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What's the deal with brown?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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