What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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homosexuals are gay

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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