What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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