why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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