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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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